<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Jacob Esau’s Comic Sonnet Zines]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jacob Esau’s Comic Sonnet Zines]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qdyp!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa61c946f-8ba4-48c9-9031-a34a86c4f782_144x144.png</url><title>Jacob Esau’s Comic Sonnet Zines</title><link>https://www.jacobesau.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 05:04:37 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.jacobesau.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Jacob Esau]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[jacobesau@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[jacobesau@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Jacob Esau]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Jacob Esau]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[jacobesau@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[jacobesau@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Jacob Esau]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act V Scene 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[All Gawd&#8217;s Creatures Great and Small (2021. The mountains bleeding into Grandpa&#8217;s house.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-4</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-4</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 11:05:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kFuS!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcf113918-aa5b-47b9-95e0-2c646d939bce_461x711.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-3&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-3"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[This Priceless Thing]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Villanelle Adapted from "The Golden Arm"]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/my-priceless-arm</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/my-priceless-arm</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 21:45:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jia4!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F823ecf67-6358-411d-a61f-b0385fd3d621_463x708.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act V Scene 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Monk and the Kid Dueling (2021. The mountains.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-2</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-2</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 11:25:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_uRa!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F05924d85-0ec9-43e5-8f75-bd51fabec989_462x714.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-1&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-1"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-3&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-3"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

To read more and to offer your financial support for what may end up being his future legal defense fund* (hahaha?), <em><strong><a href="https://www.jacobesau.com/subscribe?utm_source=menu&amp;simple=true&amp;next=https%3A%2F%2Fjacobesau.substack.com%2F">consider subscribing and sparing a dollar or two, won&#8217;t you</a></strong></em>?

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act IV Scene 14]]></title><description><![CDATA[School Prayers (2021. Knoxville.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-14</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-14</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 11:05:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!78VM!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0788b11d-9359-4b2e-9eee-02c68b77b1bc_461x715.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-13&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-13"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-1&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-v-scene-1"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act IV Scene 13]]></title><description><![CDATA[With Godlike Powers (2021. A phoneline between the mountains and Grandpa&#8217;s house.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-13</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-13</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 12:20:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aQvE!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F03b9e1ed-29a5-4bfa-95f0-f51eb6bb0c50_467x710.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-12&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-12"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-14&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-14"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act IV Scene 11]]></title><description><![CDATA[Prelude to the Girl&#8217;s Forbidden Fruit (2021. A phoneline between the mountains and Grandpa&#8217;s house.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-11</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-11</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 12:05:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zQN3!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab3a7045-d373-4208-8468-ce5f6a85d218_466x713.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-10&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-10"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-12&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-12"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act IV Scene 9]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Saint&#8217;s Tale (2021. The mountains.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-9</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-9</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 11:05:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!j-cG!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9f3c5776-5586-4883-9891-28424b471a6f_464x713.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-8&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-8"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-10&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-10"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act IV Scene 8]]></title><description><![CDATA[Scene 8: The Monk, the Kid, Jesus, and Thomas Jefferson (2021. The mountains.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-8</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-8</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 17:00:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ca_n!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F24351ff3-8bd0-4284-96e8-89d5c59494c1_467x706.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-7&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-7"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-9&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-9"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act IV Scene 7]]></title><description><![CDATA[Biblical Absurdities and Messianic Connections (2021. The mountains.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-7</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-7</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2026 18:00:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!eNl5!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5eca28e4-496a-4fb2-84c5-32872ef9bd11_464x711.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-6&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-6"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-8&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-8"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act IV Scene 6]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wisdom and the Introspective Life (2021. The mountains.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-6</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-6</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 11:10:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!su9M!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F419dcef7-7b3a-483f-8188-e4e847ab06ee_465x715.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-5&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-5"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-7&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-7"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act IV Scene 5]]></title><description><![CDATA[Arriving in the Mountain Hamlet Where the Monk and Nun Live (2021. The mountains.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-5</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-5</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 11:20:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4XrN!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe1b24817-ea83-4fb9-bd87-982fe047d61b_468x712.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-4&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-4"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-6&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-6"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act IV Scene 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Monk and Nun Move to the Mountains (1216, 1994-1999, 2016-2023. The mountains.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-4</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-4</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 17:00:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VhwD!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffef59eca-b81c-4bcc-83ec-ab3eab29d289_467x713.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-3&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-3"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-5&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-5"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God Did Not Exist - Book I Act IV Scene 1]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Sacred Heart (2021. Grandpa&#8217;s house.)]]></description><link>https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-1</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-1</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 11:35:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IycW!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb83c66f0-9f95-41c5-947e-b31c17f3f904_463x712.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;The Full Text&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/i/168549571/if-god-did-not-exist"><span>The Full Text</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iii-scene-13&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Previous&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iii-scene-13"><span>Previous</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-2&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Next&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://www.jacobesau.com/p/if-god-did-not-exist-book-i-act-iv-scene-2"><span>Next</span></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="preformatted-block" data-component-name="PreformattedTextBlockToDOM"><label class="hide-text" contenteditable="false">Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published</label><pre class="text">
Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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Jacob Esau is a writer of Syrian descent who&#8217;ll soon be accused of 
&#9;&#8220;<strong>INFILTRATING YOUR COMMUNITY</strong>&#8221; 
&#9;&#9;as he goes&#8212; 
 
&#9;(<em>&#8220;Hey! 
&#9;&#9;Citizens! 
My family and I are citizens now! 
Hands off me, motherfu&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Current papers? 
&#9;What do you mean? 
&#9;&#9;What&#8212;what papers? 
No, I don&#8217;t carry pr&#8212; 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;Oof! 
You jackboot thugs! 
&#9;&#9;Did you seriously just kick me to the ground?!
Hey. 
&#9;Look. 
&#9;&#9;Listen. 
I didn&#8217;t mean it.
Why don&#8217;t we both just calm down here? 
&#9;&#9;Maybe you didn&#8217;t hear me? 
I&#8217;m a citiz&#8212;
&#9;&#9;In where? That van? Yeah, okay, no.</em> 
&#9;&#9;&#9;&#9;<em>Now I <strong>know</strong> you&#8217;re joking.
Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re gonna take us anyway! 
Hey. 
No. 
Don&#8217;t you dare point that gun at&#8212;&#8221;</em>) 

&#8212;meandering between the middle and eastern regions of Tennessee, which are the two beautiful places he considers home. As a Mideast Tennessyrian, he envisions the coming day when he will be imprisoned in some unnamed totalitarian state while writing and illustrating a weekly comic strip. 

He will publish these comics on his jail cell walls with just an audience of fellow inmates and prison guards to guffaw at his life&#8217;s work, their barks of elation only drowned out by the cracks of rifle butts and night sticks against his skull. Until that torturous, fortuitous day comes to pass, he will begrudgingly settle for selling little dramatic scenes told in the form of comic sonnet zines, just like the one you are holding in your hands now. 

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